Meh Thoughts

Meh thoughts

Short thoughts for long downward spirals

Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.

  • The Sax

    I really want to break up with my jazz musician girlfriend, but I can’t.

    The sax is too good.

  • Cold Calls

    Someone just called my phone and sneezed, coughed, and then hung up.

    I’m getting sick of these cold calls.

  • Eclipse Colander

    I was told I could look at the eclipse through a colander.

    I tried it, but it strained my eyes.

  • The Sting Operation

    Did you guys hear about the worldwide sting operation on people who mix drinks?

    Many of them are behind bars right now.

  • Taco Bell

    Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food.

    At least they both agree that it is Mexican.

  • The Deer

    I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me…

    “How do you know it was on its way to work?”

  • Bulldozer

    My wife is learning how to operate a bulldozer.

    I’m not going to stand in her way.

  • What Do They Have in Common

    What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

    Someone forgot to take it out.

  • Helen Keller’s Swing Set

    Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set?

    You didn’t know? Neither did she.

  • Make Up Sex

    They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.

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