I told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no one laughed.
It turns out I’m not remotely funny.
Meh Thoughts
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Is a Finger in the Ass Really Necessary
We have X-rays to see bones, ultrasounds to see babies, and an MRI to see the brain.
Is a finger in the ass really necessary for a prostate exam?
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My Sock Fell Off
My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent…
So, I woke him up at 2am to tell him my sock fell off and then again at 4 to tell him I needed to pee.
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I Could See Myself Working There
They’re building a mirror factory in my town.
I could see myself working there.
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Taking Steps to Avoid Them
I’m scared of elevators…
So I’m taking steps to avoid them.
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The Results Are Staggering
Scientists have finished a study on how alcohol can affect a person’s ability to walk.
The results are staggering.
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Now She Wants to Break Three
My daughter broke two of my Freddie Mercury records.
Now she wants to break three.
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It Hurts When They Boil Their Nipples
Why don’t blondes like to breastfeed their children?
Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.
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How Does a Blonde Hold Her Liquor
How does a blonde hold her liquor?
By the ears.
