Sometimes you witness something so utterly amazing and emotionally moving that you can’t help from screaming out, “Holy shit! That dog is licking his own balls!”
Meh Thoughts
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It’s Hard to Say
I told my wife I absolutely love Worcestershire sauce.
She asked what’s so special about it.
“It’s hard to say,” I answered.
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How do I know I’m older and wiser?
How do I know I’m older and wiser? I used to skip school to watch MTV. Now I just skip MTV.
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If we would just lose the war on drugs, I’m certain we could win the war on terror.
If we would just lose the war on drugs, I’m certain we could win the war on terror.
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Mr. and Mrs. Wood-Johnson sure dodged a bullet when they named
Mr. and Mrs. Wood-Johnson sure dodged a bullet when they named their son Robert instead of Richard.
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I’m Concerned About Syrian Refugees Being Sent to Alabama
I’m concerned about the Syrian refugees being sent to Alabama. Haven’t these poor people suffered enough?
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You really can learn things in Lamaze classes.
You really can learn things in Lamaze classes. I learned that just because a video has a naked lady in it doesn’t mean that my “bawm-chick-a-bamp bamp” song is going to automatically get a laugh out of the room.
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CB Lingo 201
I would think the hardest part of truck-driving school is CB Lingo 201. You know, the second year, where everything you say in class has to be in CB.
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After accidentally bringing the wrong tool, I thought the mohel would never get that
After accidentally bringing the wrong tool, I thought the mohel would never get that poor kid circumcised, but he finally managed to pull it off.
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It doesn’t take many times shooting the last seated one in the leg before your family
It doesn’t take many times shooting the last seated one in the leg before your family gets pretty good at clearing the after-dinner dishes.
