In some sports you toss the ball to the fans after a victory….
You’re not supposed to do that when bowling. I know that now.
Meh Thoughts
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Every day I wake up, it gives me comfort to realize that there’s at least one thing upon
Every day I wake up, it gives me comfort to realize that there’s at least one thing upon which all faiths and creeds around the world can agree: There are serious and obvious flaws in all religions except their own.
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I call it “life-saving Heimlich maneuver,” but some unappreciative women call it
I call it “life-saving Heimlich maneuver,” but some unappreciative women call it “groping.” And guess who got the insensitive judge that makes narrow interpretations of the law? Again!
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My Buddy Builds Tunnels for a Living
My buddy builds tunnels for a living.
Personally, I think it sounds like a boring job, but he totally digs it.
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I was visited by three ghosts this Christmas.
I was visited by three ghosts this Christmas. They were all family members, and technically they were all still alive, but I just find it comforting to imagine they’re already deceased.
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There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a
There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a Daisy Chain.
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Why do they call them potholes, man? You can’t blame bud for
Why do they call them potholes, man? You can’t blame bud for that shit. *massive bong rip*
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Something I won’t miss from my younger days: inappropriate boners.
Something I won’t miss from my younger days: inappropriate boners. Something I’ll miss from my younger days: appropriate boners.
