I’m disappointed that some clever capitalist hasn’t come up with a way to sell a product that shortens winter and lengthens summer. It would probably require exploiting the working class, though, so maybe it’s just as well.
Meh Thoughts
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My Asian girlfriend made us dinner last night, eventually
My Asian girlfriend made us dinner last night, eventually followed by passionate lovemaking. Nevertheless, I awakened abruptly only an hour later, with an unsatisfied hunger. Was it the twice cooked pork, or the twice porked cook that I was craving?
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I have a fetish for women’s lingerie.
I have a fetish for women’s lingerie. Come to think of it, I have a fetish for just about anything that has a naked lady inside it. /@b0nrmunky
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Technically, I *am* in touch with reality.
Technically, I *am* in touch with reality. Getting body-slammed is a form of touching.
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“Wheel of Fortune” Ancient Egypt Week: “Is there anything that looks like two birds
“Wheel of Fortune” Ancient Egypt Week: “Is there anything that looks like two birds trying to kill a snake, Pat?”
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Barring a rash of immaculate conceptions, you’ve got to think we’re on our last
Barring a rash of immaculate conceptions, you’ve got to think we’re on our last generation of on-line gamers and role playing geeks.
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Dry Erase Boards
Dry erase boards were a remarkable invention.
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I scream a lot during sex.
I scream a lot during sex. It really bothers my husband, though, because I scream things like, “I really hate this wallpaper!!”
