What’s made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A Shoe!
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Mystery!
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More Than Six
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, I know it’s more than six because my basement is still dark.
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A MILF Shake
What’s the term for getting a handjob from a single mom?
A MILF shake.
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Bulldozer
My wife is learning how to operate a bulldozer.
I’m not going to stand in her way.
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It was a good trade
I got a refrigerator for my wife today.
It was a good trade. -
In retrospect, I shouldn’t have screamed and fled the room. I’m
In retrospect, I shouldn’t have screamed and fled the room. I’m pretty sure now that she wasn’t a cannibal after all and was probably just trying to be sexy when she said, “I want you inside me.”
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I made the mistake of shopping for a new bed with my wife. While
I made the mistake of shopping for a new bed with my wife. While the salesperson was more than happy to indulge her questions about “plushness” and “comfort,” all I received was blank stares when I voiced concerns about the bedframe’s durability when I’m ramming it home.
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Forgot to take my kid to school this morning, in case you’re
Forgot to take my kid to school this morning, in case you’re wondering how nice that woman’s tits were last night.
