I’ve always felt that the breakfast hummer was the most important blowjob of the day.
Meh Thoughts
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Camouflage Trousers
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
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After passing walking down yet another aisle stocked with nothing but organic donuts and
After passing walking down yet another aisle stocked with nothing but organic donuts and bagels, I realized why I enjoy shopping at Hole Foods.
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Jesus vs. a Frame of Jesus
What’s the difference between Jesus and a frame of Jesus?
You can hang the frame with only one nail.
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Thank God for Ruminations. I’ve tried for years to get Heloise
Thank God for Ruminations. I’ve tried for years to get Heloise to publish the following hint: “Tired of sleeping on the wet spot? Keep a hair dryer plugged in next to the bed. One minute on high is all it takes to dry that spot up so you can sleep easy.”
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Okay, I can see how calling it “stabby fun time” could be creepy, but I don’t think it’s
Okay, I can see how calling it “stabby fun time” could be creepy, but I don’t think it’s any creepier than your calling it “making love.”
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I don’t think “It’s cumtastic!” was the compliment Sister Mary
I don’t think “It’s cumtastic!” was the compliment Sister Mary was looking for regarding her new cell phone.
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“HOLY MACKEREL!” I exclaimed as I finally came. I never imagined
“HOLY MACKEREL!” I exclaimed as I finally came. I never imagined how great the sensation would be when fucking a pierced fish corpse.
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Before the Crowbar Was Invented
Before the crowbar was invented, I bet that crows used to just drink at home.
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Just remember: If it weren’t for animal testing, we wouldn’t know that animal testing
Just remember: If it weren’t for animal testing, we wouldn’t know that animal testing can be harmful to animals.
