What do cannibals serve at the start of a party?
Handshakes.
Meh Thoughts
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Handshakes: Cannibals’ Party Starter!
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I Told My Wife I Wanted to Be Cremated
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.
She made an appointment for Tuesday.
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I’m not on the award committee or anything, but I can pretty much guarantee a Nobel
I’m not on the award committee or anything, but I can pretty much guarantee a Nobel Prize to any scientist who makes cauliflower taste like bacon.
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If I ever have a daughter, I won’t let her play with Barbie dolls because I think they
If I ever have a daughter, I won’t let her play with Barbie dolls because I think they create unrealistic body images for girls. In the real world, what are the odds that a young girl will ever grow up to be only eleven and a half inches tall?
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I regret that I have but one life to give towards avoidance of military duty.
I regret that I have but one life to give towards avoidance of military duty.
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she’s saying, “Look what I can do that you can’t
she’s saying, “Look what I can do that you can’t.”
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My dog taught me to how lick my balls. Then he showed me how to
My dog taught me to how lick my balls. Then he showed me how to scratch behind my ear with my back leg, because I needed TWO tricks for this last New Year’s Eve party.
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If you’re stranded at a cannibal commune and forced to eat a
If you’re stranded at a cannibal commune and forced to eat a penis butter and jelly sandwich, at least tell them you’d prefer they used creamy, not chunky.
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Asking for My Feed Back
I bought some birdseed from Amazon, and the very next day they emailed asking for my feed back. Not cool.
