True, every kiss begins with Kay. But guys who expect a little more in return for their gem purchases know the place to buy jewelry is Bjorn’s.
Meh Thoughts
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Dildos need a tagline, for marketing purposes. My suggestion:
Dildos need a tagline, for marketing purposes. My suggestion: “The gift that keeps on getting.”
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Wife’s Anatomy: Not What I Expected
My wife says it’s okay to have a little penis. I still wish she didn’t have one, though.
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Scandinavian Barcodes: Shipping Made Clever!
Why do they put barcodes on the side of ships from Norway?
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Humor tip: Exasperatedly muttering to your wife, “Time to make the doughnuts,” as you
Humor tip: Exasperatedly muttering to your wife, “Time to make the doughnuts,” as you get out of bed in the morning? Funny. Doing the same when she asks you for sex? Not so much.
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Count Chocula, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and the Teddy Grahams bear all perish in a fire
Breaking News!
Count Chocula, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and the Teddy Grahams bear all perish in a fire.
S’more at 11.
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Jimmy Buffett: “Blah blah booze blah blah Tijuana blah blah sailboats blah blah weekend.”
Jimmy Buffett: “Blah blah booze blah blah Tijuana blah blah sailboats blah blah weekend.” White people: “WOOHOOO!” Travis Ruetenik
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Parents don’t seem to like it when you lean in close, gesture toward the child sitting
Parents don’t seem to like it when you lean in close, gesture toward the child sitting in their grocery cart and whisper, “They sell those here?”
