My GrandDad’s last words before he bought the farm:
”Now we’re gonna have to get some cows and chickens.”
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Making Every Second Count in Toyland!
I just got a job making toy Dracula dolls.
There’s only 1 other employee, so I have to make every second count. -
Never hire a hooker named Crabby. Anyway you look at it, it’s
Never hire a hooker named Crabby. Anyway you look at it, it’s going to suck — and not in the good way, either.
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Until Someone Loses an I
I saw a group of kids throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
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Folgers Crystals for the Blood Bank
I’ve been saving up all my picked-off scabs in little bags, just in case the local blood bank needs some Folgers crystals.
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Eating a Vegetable
Q: What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back into her wheelchair.
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I wonder if the guy who invented the vibrator heard a strange
I wonder if the guy who invented the vibrator heard a strange little voice whispering to him: “Build it and they will cum.”
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Wolves: Higher Jumpers Than Houses!
Did you know that wolves can jump higher than an average 1 story house?
Absolutely true, but mostly because houses can’t jump very high.
