Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready for all the great sex toy deals available during “Titty-rific Tuesday.”
Meh Thoughts
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Too Many Samples: A Sperm Bank Tale
I got fired because my boss said I was handing out too many free samples.
That’s the last time I get a job at a sperm bank.
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I’d have to think giving a woman “nine ladies dancing” and “eight maids a milking” would
I’d have to think giving a woman “nine ladies dancing” and “eight maids a milking” would only impress her if she’s a lesbian with a serious multiple-partner fetish.
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This is just a guess but if you’re looking for a fun, upbeat church, the “Church of the
This is just a guess but if you’re looking for a fun, upbeat church, the “Church of the End Times” is probably not going to be it. Jody LaFerrier
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The optimist says the glass is half full.
The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says it is half empty. The nurse says, “Just shut up and finish filling the bottle so we can do your drug test.”
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I really enjoy sex on a train.
I really enjoy sex on a train. Maybe it’s the rocking motion or the roaring noise the train makes. Or maybe it’s the reaction on the face of the person in the next seat.
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(Donald Junter) No matter what kind of day I have, by the end of
(Donald Junter) No matter what kind of day I have, by the end of the day my bra always smells like boobs.
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When she said was into leather and chains, I bought her a Harley
When she said was into leather and chains, I bought her a Harley riding jacket. When she said she liked watersports, I naively showed up with my snorkel. So today when she told me she had some shit to do around the house, I decided to stay away altogether, just in case.
