I don’t know why some people don’t believe in sex before marriage. If you ask me, it’s a hell of a lot more believable than sex AFTER marriage!
Meh Thoughts
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Nothing says “Good morning” like bleeding ‘rhoids
Nothing says “Good morning” like bleeding ‘rhoids.
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I think the most disappointing aspect of the whole Tiger Woods mess is that none of his
I think the most disappointing aspect of the whole Tiger Woods mess is that none of his mistresses had the surname “Mulligan.”
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Now I want to break three
I was going through my old stuff when I broke two Queen records.
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I was just reprimanded for having washed out my coffee mug in
I was just reprimanded for having washed out my coffee mug in the bathroom sink instead of in the breakroom. I guess my superiors feel the lavatory should remain pristine for piss, shit and cum residue.
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We all have regrets from time to time.
We all have regrets from time to time. I’m sure one day I’ll be lying on my deathbed wishing that I had just spent the extra money to get some other, better kind of bed.
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Mucho
I try to say ‘mucho’ when I am around my Hispanic friends.
It means a lot to them.
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A wet dream is a wish your testicles make
A wet dream is a wish your testicles make.
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You know, you can say what you like about the Amish.
You know, you can say what you like about the Amish. That’s my favorite thing about them.
