I have a very mild form of bulimia. After a big meal, I often sneak off by myself and intentionally drool a lot.
Meh Thoughts
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Three Legs. To Me, That’s an Exotic Dancer
Three legs. To me, that’s an exotic dancer.
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I still get toys for Christmas.
I still get toys for Christmas. The real challenge now is when the elderly relatives ask what you got for Christmas and you can’t think of a nicer word for “butt plug.”
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All these advertisements and commercials confuse me.
All these advertisements and commercials confuse me. Here I was thinking the burning sensation when I urinated just meant my shampoo was working.
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Whenever I cum during sex, I like to say “Thank you” to my
Whenever I cum during sex, I like to say “Thank you” to my boyfriend. He appreciates it and says it makes it feel like he was in the room.
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Big steps
There was a safety meeting at work today…
They asked me, “What steps would you take in case of a fire?”“Big fucking steps.”
Evidently, that was NOT the answer.
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HTHDIKWJWD: How the hell do I know what Jesus would do???
HTHDIKWJWD: How the hell do I know what Jesus would do???
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Know what’s worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat?
Know what’s worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat? Noticing that it’s blowing in from the air vent.
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The Worst Thing About Being an Atheist
What’s the worst thing about being an atheist?
You have nobody to talk to when you’re having an orgasm.
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At first I was put off when she invited me back to her place and
At first I was put off when she invited me back to her place and it reeked of urine. Then when she told me that she doesn’t have pets, I was totally turned on.
