After I invested all my spare cash into an origami business, it folded.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Elephant Wisdom
Why are elephants so wise?
It comes with getting long in the tooth.
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Chain It to a Pipe in the Basement
If you really love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, chain it to a pipe in the basement, because you don’t want to take a chance like that twice.
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Number Than Numb
English puns make me feel numb but math puns make me feel number.
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If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also
If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also legal to have sex with it?
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So which is worse: Telling your wife that her 86-year-old great
So which is worse: Telling your wife that her 86-year-old great aunt “accidentally” touched your junk when you were pity-dancing with her at the wedding reception, or that you cut off your johnson with a plastic knife in the reception hall’s bathroom in order to make sure such a nightmarish vignette never plays out again?
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My boyfriend loves getting my titty pics on his cell phone. The
My boyfriend loves getting my titty pics on his cell phone. The dude in line in front of him at Starbucks doesn’t like it nearly as much, though.
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An escasooner
What’s faster than an escalator?
An escasooner.
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I didn’t know she sold flowers
My girlfriend asked why I never buy her flowers.
I told her I didn’t know she sold flowers.
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Penguin Covered in Mustard
Penguins are funny. Mustard is funny. But do you think a penguin covered in mustard would be funny? I don’t know, but it might help if he were wearing a bib, ’cause bibs are funny.
