It’s silly to worry about storms.
Your chance of getting hit by lightning is exactly the same as your chance of getting hit by lightning.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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How Many Men Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
Four — one to actually change it and three friends to brag to about how he screwed it.
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It Will Be Missed
I donated my old basketball hoop to the school for the blind.
It will be missed.
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If Your Girlfriend Starts Smoking
If your girlfriend starts smoking….
…slow down, and use a lubricant.
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A Complete Guess But I Was Right
My friend asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was.
It was a complete guess, but I was right.
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You Already Know How to Play Tennis
My wife walked in on me watching Internet porn so I quickly switched to a YouTube video on tennis.
As she left the room she said, “Turn it back to the porn, you already know how to play tennis.”
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Jesus Doesn’t Drink
Why doesn’t Jesus drink?
Because the last time he got hammered, it took him 3 days to recover.
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Cunning Runts
What’s the difference between a bunch of pygmies and the Stanford women’s track team?
The pygmies are cunning runts.
