The 69th wedding anniversary should be the dildo anniversary. Not only is the number appropriate but you’re definitely not fucking anyone by then.
Meh Thoughts
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I was just reprimanded for having washed out my coffee mug in
I was just reprimanded for having washed out my coffee mug in the bathroom sink instead of in the breakroom. I guess my superiors feel the lavatory should remain pristine for piss, shit and cum residue.
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Al Roker
Should NBC be concerned? They keep getting communications that affect the weather from some rogue terrorist group called “Al Roker.”
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Vomit is simply nature’s way of allowing children who are too young to speak to let you
Vomit is simply nature’s way of allowing children who are too young to speak to let you know they don’t like the carpeting.
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Whenever someone with Alzheimer’s tries to apologize to me, I
Whenever someone with Alzheimer’s tries to apologize to me, I tell them to just forget about it.
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Insufficient Funds
Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled.
This is the fifth one I’ve been to that says Insufficient Funds.
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International soccer needs some new marketing folks.
International soccer needs some new marketing folks. I’d have become a World Cup fan a decade or two earlier if I’d known about the drinking.
