I wouldn’t say I’m a big drinker. I usually just have a glass of whiskey before bed.
Last night I went to bed 8 times.
Meh Thoughts
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If Earth is really just a grain of sand in the universe, I’ll bet we’re stuck in God’s
If Earth is really just a grain of sand in the universe, I’ll bet we’re stuck in God’s Speedo and we’re driving him nuts.
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Bulldozer
My wife is learning how to operate a bulldozer.
I’m not going to stand in her way.
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I never follow fashion trends. The way I see it is if the
I never follow fashion trends. The way I see it is if the fashion industry is too afraid to show off their new paisley butt-plug, who needs their opinions?
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Few things are as underappreciated as nose hair.
Few things are as underappreciated as nose hair. Not only does it filter out germs and other things that cause respiratory ailments, but I’ve found that having an abundance of it has drastically reduced my chances of catching a sexually transmitted disease.
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As I get older, I am starting to appreciate the messages I get from my Dad, particularly
As I get older, I am starting to appreciate the messages I get from my Dad, particularly since I know it likely took him a half-hour to type out that text.
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My wet T-shirt contests are popular, but my wet underpants
My wet T-shirt contests are popular, but my wet underpants contests are becoming legendary.
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I try listening to my heart, really I do
I try listening to my heart, really I do.
