So, are we just going to pretend that Disney’s “BFG” movie isn’t trying to subliminally sneak the word “fuck” into a kids’ movie title?
Meh Thoughts
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Yeehaw or Heeyaw
I need to know something: Is it “Yeehaw” or “Heeyaw”? I’m riding in my first rodeo and don’t want to sound like a total idiot.
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Surely I don’t need an umbrella today
I asked my iPhone, “Surely I don’t need an umbrella today?”.
Siri replied “Yes, and don’t call me Shirley”.Apparently I had left Airplane mode on.
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I bellied up to the bar and ordered a double Jack and Coke.
I bellied up to the bar and ordered a double Jack and Coke. Before I even took a sip, I was so happy that I started jumping up a down and spilled it all over the bar. Seems I suffer from premature Jack elation.
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Prediction for 2010: The states of New York and New Jersey will merge and be called New
Prediction for 2010: The states of New York and New Jersey will merge and be called New Jerk.
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How Do You Get a Gay to Fuck a Woman
How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
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He Takes Things Personally
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally!
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It’s pointless to watch “The Wizard of Oz” with your dog.
It’s pointless to watch “The Wizard of Oz” with your dog. He can’t sniff Toto’s butt and he completely misses the cinematography change from black and white to color.
