Dear Hollywood: We get it. The name Focker sounds like the word “f%#ker.” It was even funny the first two times in the first movie.
Meh Thoughts
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It takes a lot of effort to inflate a new love doll, but it’s
It takes a lot of effort to inflate a new love doll, but it’s worth it. The look of wide-eyed, open-mouthed excitement when you introduce your two ladies to each other pretty much guarantees you a three-way sandwich.
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Music without lyrics
I don’t enjoy music without lyrics. It just doesn’t speak to me.
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Help me out here
It’s really cool when you and your girlfriend finish each other’s sentences. It sucks, though, when you break up and discover you’re no longer capable of speaking in complete… uh… help me out here…
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Is it still considered a beef?
If two vegans are having an argument…
Is it still considered a beef?
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I bleed at the sight of someone passing out
I’ve always been different from most people. For instance, I bleed at the sight of someone passing out.
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Why Bill Clinton Stopped Playing the Saxophone
Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
To take up more time playing that harmonica.
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Attendance at my support group for people who’ve accidentally been turned invisible has
Attendance at my support group for people who’ve accidentally been turned invisible has been awful. I think.
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Van Gogh Coffee Table
I just bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.
I know it’s authentic because there’s a bit of veneer missing.
