To save money, our town council subcontracted police services to circus clowns. The good news is that when they go on patrol, they can get like 20 cops in a car. The bad: Their pepper spray canisters shoot silly string.
Meh Thoughts
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If you possess super powers, I guess I can understand wearing a bright red, blue and
If you possess super powers, I guess I can understand wearing a bright red, blue and yellow jumpsuit with a large “S” on it. But to wear a big red cape, too? That starts to look like you’re trying to rub it in.
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Earlier this week, I sent in ten Meh Thoughts submissions, hoping that some of them would
Earlier this week, I sent in ten Meh Thoughts submissions, hoping that some of them would get published. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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After I called a woman for a blind date last week, I couldn’t
After I called a woman for a blind date last week, I couldn’t remember whether she told me that she was a “virgin” or a “vegan.” So on our first date I hedged my bets by banging her *and* bringing her a salad.
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Lemons Painted Like Hand Grenades
When life gives you lemons, paint them up like hand grenades and hijack a plane to Cuba.
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If everything really is bigger in Texas, those gay weddings are going to be FABULOUS!
If everything really is bigger in Texas, those gay weddings are going to be FABULOUS!
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Mike Tyson’s Religion
How can you tell Mike Tyson does not like religion?
Because he punches everyone on their faith.
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The first person to ever buy a rooster must have been pretty damned surprised the next
The first person to ever buy a rooster must have been pretty damned surprised the next morning.
