What’s the hardest part of being an organ donor?
Removing it from the church.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Neither Repeating Nor Terminating
My math teacher calls the 14th of March “Pi Day” because it’s 3/14. I celebrated by neither repeating nor terminating for the whole day.
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They call it a smoothie but it’s got chunks in it. This is bullshit
They call it a smoothie but it’s got chunks in it. This is bullshit!
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Leprechauns: Always a Little Short on Cash!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short. -
I understand. You’re making a bullshit argument because over
I understand. You’re making a bullshit argument because over there in bullshit land, the bullshit trees only produce bullshit fruit.
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Consumed by His Own Pride
Did you hear about the arrogant lion tamer?
He was consumed by his own pride.
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I don’t think “It’s cumtastic!” was the compliment Sister Mary
I don’t think “It’s cumtastic!” was the compliment Sister Mary was looking for regarding her new cell phone.
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Why do they call it underwear? I call mine manhole covers
Why do they call it underwear? I call mine manhole covers.
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It Just Kept Ringing
I called the tinnitus hotline yesterday.
It just kept ringing.
