Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift.
Meh Thoughts
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Wal-Mart greeters told on me and got me fired
Wal-Mart greeters told on me and got me fired.
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It’s all fun and games until someone tries to text “autocorrect”
It’s all fun and games until someone tries to text “autocorrect” but the autocorrect feature changes the word to “autofellate.” Then it’s just fucking hysterical.
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According to that song, the waiting is the hardest part. I’m
According to that song, the waiting is the hardest part. I’m guessing that’s why they hire fluffers.
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My first girlfriend never stopped counting, so I broke up with her.
My first girlfriend never stopped counting, so I broke up with her.
I wonder what she’s up to?
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Apparently the entreaty, “But Honey, it was just *GAY* porn!”
Apparently the entreaty, “But Honey, it was just *GAY* porn!” doesn’t earn you a reprieve.
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I’m going to get a dog and name it MyRack. Then I can walk
I’m going to get a dog and name it MyRack. Then I can walk around the neighborhood yelling, “Has anyone seen MyRack?” and see which guys dare to answer.
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This is just a guess but if you’re looking for a fun, upbeat church, the “Church of the
This is just a guess but if you’re looking for a fun, upbeat church, the “Church of the End Times” is probably not going to be it. Jody LaFerrier
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Many Kurdish freedom fighters died to bring us the following information: Being a
Many Kurdish freedom fighters died to bring us the following information: Being a Kurdish freedom fighter basically sucks.
