I interviewed 10,000 thousand people who had played Russian roulette and not a single one of them were harmed from the game.
Meh Thoughts
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An escasooner
What’s faster than an escalator?
An escasooner.
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Call me naive, but when a guy invited me to his place for “a
Call me naive, but when a guy invited me to his place for “a little scat,” I honestly thought there would be improvised jazz singing involved.
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Interesting bit of cultural trivia: The literal translation of the Japanese word
Interesting bit of cultural trivia: The literal translation of the Japanese word “karaoke” is: “look like a friggin’ idiot.”
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On a really long car trip, I was having the best dream about being in the spotlight
On a really long car trip, I was having the best dream about being in the spotlight accepting some kind of award. Then some bitch going the right way on the freeway had to blow her horn and wake me up.
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A cavity search
How do you know if your dentist was a corrections officer before?
If he wants to do a cavity search. -
You know it’s time to find a new boyfriend when you tell him
You know it’s time to find a new boyfriend when you tell him you’re feeling sick and he responds with, “So I guess anal’s a ‘no-go’ then?”
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I suppose the hardest part of being a hermaphrodite would be
I suppose the hardest part of being a hermaphrodite would be remembering not to flush your tampons down the urinal.
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Bagel Escape? Lox To The Rescue!
How do you keep your bagel from getting away?
You put lox on it.
