“GIVE ME MORE BALLS!” -me, playing this Arkanoid game
Meh Thoughts
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The sky took my bike
There’s a tornado in my area.
The sky was so black, it took my bike. -
My grandfather lived to be over 100 years old, but I still feel that in an important way
My grandfather lived to be over 100 years old, but I still feel that in an important way he died too soon. If he could have waited until later in the week, I could’ve used the funeral to string together a three day weekend.
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Prophets Going Through the Roof
I just opened a store selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof!
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Jesus Doesn’t Drink
Why doesn’t Jesus drink?
Because the last time he got hammered, it took him 3 days to recover.
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Blind at the Beach: Finding Clarity
How do you spot a blind person at a nude beach?
It’s not hard. -
Christmas is NOT the most wonderful time of the year; it’s the time of year when
Christmas is NOT the most wonderful time of the year; it’s the time of year when millions of people cut down perfectly good evergreens and shove them up angels’ asses.
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Imagine Asian
I used to think I had a Japanese friend.
But it was just my imagine Asian.
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Nuns on Wheels: Cobblestone Confessions!
Two nuns were riding their bikes to church.
One of them says “I’ve never come this way before”.
The other replied “it’s the cobblestones.”
