If I were a midget used-car dealer, my motto would be “You can trust me as far as you can throw me.”
Meh Thoughts
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The sky took my bike
There’s a tornado in my area.
The sky was so black, it took my bike. -
Maybe my expectations have changed, but it’s just not a real firework show unless
Maybe my expectations have changed, but it’s just not a real firework show unless they’re launched from Katy Perry’s bosom.
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If you’re evil, but you’re working hard to change, I’ll bet a major milestone is when
If you’re evil, but you’re working hard to change, I’ll bet a major milestone is when people start referring to it as your house instead of your lair.
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You’ll never guess what I killed in my bathroom this morning: virtually every living
You’ll never guess what I killed in my bathroom this morning: virtually every living thing within 20 feet.
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Today’s Intelligence World Changes So Rapidly
Today’s intelligence world changes so rapidly; it’s all the CIA can do to pretend not to keep up.
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Half a Worm: The Ultimate Disappointment!
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm. -
I went to an Indian Casino in Arkansas.
I went to an Indian Casino in Arkansas. Apparently the tribe isn’t doing very well. The concert that weekend was a guy who had seen Aaron Neville at a better Indian casino.
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An important benefit of miniaturization in computer technology is that even people with
An important benefit of miniaturization in computer technology is that even people with limited physical strength can now throw a computer out a window.
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Soup or Ahi Frozen Fish Sticks
What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or ahi frozen fish sticks, ex peas, all delicious.
