Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I’m not joking, but he is.
Meh Thoughts
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Inflation Joke
Last year, I had a great joke about inflation.
But it’s hardly worth it now. -
I Was Gonna Plan a Vacation in Great Britain
I was gonna plan a vacation in Great Britain, but money’s a little tight, so Pretty Good Britain it is.
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I’m sick of lying in bed and playing with myself all day long. I
I’m sick of lying in bed and playing with myself all day long. I suppose I need to find someone to do that for me.
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Now This Is a Big Beautiful Penis
At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
Then he pulled his pants back up and told me to get undressed.
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There’s no “I” in “sperm.” And hopefully after that quick kick
There’s no “I” in “sperm.” And hopefully after that quick kick to the crotch, there will be no more sperm in “eye.”
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If I lived in a country rife with civil unrest, I’d always hold the door for my dates,
If I lived in a country rife with civil unrest, I’d always hold the door for my dates, because you never know when a bomb is on the other side. Plus, I’d only date really large ladies.
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When I went to leave my house today, there were so many birds outside that it was really
When I went to leave my house today, there were so many birds outside that it was really scary, like an Alfred Hitchcock movie. I can’t think of which one, though.
