If you drink Coke Zero, I shall assume you fancy killing hobos for sport.
Meh Thoughts
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If I were a woman, I’d want to be a lesbian so I could still be
If I were a woman, I’d want to be a lesbian so I could still be turned down by women I want to sleep with. Over the years I’ve gotten pretty good at handling that kind of rejection.
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“This here.” “What is some bullshit?” “Can you be more
“This here.” “What is some bullshit?” “Can you be more specific?” “What is some bullshit, right here?” “Correct!” – Ghetto Jeopardy
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A fart is a wish your turd makes
A fart is a wish your turd makes.
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Visiting a bordello builds character and toughness.
Visiting a bordello builds character and toughness. I say this thinking of the advice my friend gave me: “If you fall off a whore, get right back on.” Oh, and quickly too, or you’ll have to pay again.
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I just paid $35 for a 2 mile taxi ride to the laundromat. I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners.
I just paid $35 for a 2 mile taxi ride to the laundromat. I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners.
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It Made My Earring
I went to a store where they use explosives to create jewelry.
As I entered there was a loud “bang.” It made my earring.
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His Career Is Now in Ruins
I have a friend who quit his job to pursue his dream in archaeology.
His career is now in ruins.
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A Solid 10 But Also Imaginary
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
