I wonder if the markings on a panda’s coat correspond to white and dark meat.
Meh Thoughts
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Authorities just found Himalayan there
Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there. -
Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose.
Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose. Which is why I prefer the word “freedom” -– it saves time and effort!
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Of course, when the Jell-O hits the fan, everybody wants to take credit for it.
Of course, when the Jell-O hits the fan, everybody wants to take credit for it.
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Is the question “Is the glass half empty or half full?”
Is the question “Is the glass half empty or half full?” semi-intelligent or semi-idiotic?
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When my boyfriend started calling me his Rose Garden, I thought
When my boyfriend started calling me his Rose Garden, I thought it was because I was sweet and smelled nice. Turns out it was because of all the little pricks I’ve had in my bush.
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Head Cleaner
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
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Eyes Wide Open: A Unique Surgery Success
Went to school with a guy who was born without eyelids. He underwent surgery where they circumcised him and used the foreskin to create natural looking eyelids. The operation was a success.
He still looks a little cockeyed though.
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Dating Nostalgia: A Dinner with a Twist!
My wife complained that I don’t treat her like I did when we were dating.
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I’m happy to report that while the steaks at my neighborhood bistro are indeed
I’m happy to report that while the steaks at my neighborhood bistro are indeed hormone-free, the waitresses are decidedly not.
