Yoga mats aren’t designed to accommodate a guy’s balls. Remove them and give them to the woman who brought you there for safe keeping.
Meh Thoughts
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Cheese Wheel Tragedy: A Wedding Day Disaster
A wedding photographer was today tragically crushed by a 200lb wheel of cheese that fell off the catering truck.
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Missile Sites Happy to See Him
As the F-14 screamed through the desert air, the pilot eyed the rising launcher ramps and wondered yet again if the missile sites were a genuine threat or merely happy to see him.
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Knock, Knock: A Doctor’s Thoughtful Touch
I like how my new doctor knocks before he enters the exam room when I’m in there.
Because of his thoughtfulness, I may never get caught boosting drug samples and hypodermic needles again.
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Poop Jokes Aren’t My Favorite Kind of Jokes
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes.
But they are a solid number two.
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An arm and a leg
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks.
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Unplugged Desires: The Seductive Guitar Sound
Did you hear about the guitar that aroused people when played?
It had to be put on the sexy Fenders register.
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Apparently a red light outside a whorehouse doesn’t mean the
Apparently a red light outside a whorehouse doesn’t mean the same thing as at a traffic light. Blue balls seem universal, though.
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His muscle pressed hard against his trousers like a burly midget trapped in a burlap
His muscle pressed hard against his trousers like a burly midget trapped in a burlap sack… Erotic fiction is not easy. /@b0nrmunky
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Dentist Impressions
I was at the dentist this afternoon for some impressions.
He does a good Johnny Carson but his Frank Sinatra is terrible.
