I’d imagine that one thing worse than finding out Osama Bin Laden is still alive would be him coming back to work to find that you’ve been using his parking space all this time.
Meh Thoughts
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Failed Math So Many Times I Can’t Even Count
I was horrible in school.
I failed math so many times I can’t even count.
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Yelling through the bathroom stall partition, I asked my regular
Yelling through the bathroom stall partition, I asked my regular glory hole chick if she would be interested in taking things to the next level, but she just gave me lip service.
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I felt kind of ripped off when I couldn’t see any scrub brush-bottomed bubble dudes
I felt kind of ripped off when I couldn’t see any scrub brush-bottomed bubble dudes spraying out of the bathroom cleaner can. Guess I need huff it a little deeper next time.
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Something tells me it’s not a good thing when the hooker first
Something tells me it’s not a good thing when the hooker first tells you there’s “absolutely no way” she’ll do anal, then sees your penis and says, “Oh, with THAT? Sure. No problem.”
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You Can Always Tell
You can always tell if a man masturbates a lot by looking at his hands…
If you look closely, you’ll see a wedding ring.
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If we don’t carefully conserve our valuable cheap joke reserves, soon we’ll find they’ve
If we don’t carefully conserve our valuable cheap joke reserves, soon we’ll find they’ve gone the way of the dildo.
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I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, I’m just saying I
I’m not saying my boyfriend’s penis is small, I’m just saying I should probably be able to tell the difference between fucking and acupuncture.
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Some days you get the bull, others you get the horn.
Some days you get the bull, others you get the horn. Just hope you’re not the guy who gets the horny bull.
