that end in loud, intense orgasms — all while wearing my granny panties.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Push and Pull
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. They’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”
“Push and Pull.”
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Stretching Sentences: A Lawyer’s Favorite Workout
A lawyer’s favorite exercise is stretching one sentence into six billable pages.
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Bagel Escape? Lox To The Rescue!
How do you keep your bagel from getting away?
You put lox on it. -
I’m a big fan of suspense movies. I like not knowing whether the
I’m a big fan of suspense movies. I like not knowing whether the hero’s going to squirt on her bush or unload all over those big ol’ titties.
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Stuck Up Cunts
What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing.
They’re stuck up cunts.
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(Jilly G.) It finally dawned on me that I had a sex addiction
(Jilly G.) It finally dawned on me that I had a sex addiction when I found myself asking the pharmacist what I could use to treat penis calluses.
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Extra Mile: Grandad’s Wisdom, Hilarious Outcomes
Like my Grandad always says, go the extra mile in every job that you do.
Lovely man, terrible train driver -
Life Hack No. 112: Stop being a fucking asshole
Life Hack No. 112: Stop being a fucking asshole.
