I convinced my wife to do a sexy role play with me where we pretend to be financial corporations.
She’s Intuit.
Meh Thoughts
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Consumer tip: Don’t waste your money on a futon.
Consumer tip: Don’t waste your money on a futon. *Any* sofa can be turned into a bed if you have a chainsaw, some wood screws and twenty feet of bailing wire.
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My wife seemed excited about the trove of sex toys I gave her for Christmas.
My wife seemed excited about the trove of sex toys I gave her for Christmas. She’ll be even more ecstatic when she learns I got them used for a pittance on eBay!
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I want a body tattoo depicting all my bones and muscles, with labels, in case I get the
I want a body tattoo depicting all my bones and muscles, with labels, in case I get the doctor who was nowhere near head of his class.
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Behind every successful man is a strong woman, except for the man who invented that
Behind every successful man is a strong woman, except for the man who invented that talking sex robot.
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It Just Kept Ringing
I called the tinnitus hotline yesterday.
It just kept ringing.
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I just joined a new fast-audio book club.
I just joined a new fast-audio book club. We listen to standard audio books, but save time by just fast-forwarding through them to the end. I finished “The Great Gatsby” in 20 minutes. It’s an extremely overrated novel about a lot of high-pitched chirping noises.
