If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog won.
Meh Thoughts
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I don’t mind that the lady was breast feeding her kid in the middle of the airport.
I don’t mind that the lady was breast feeding her kid in the middle of the airport. I don’t even mind that the kid was way too old to still be breast fed. What set me off was her letting the airline employees watch, then them upgrading her to first class.
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Oh, come on — I can’t possibly be the only person ever expelled from Farmville for
Oh, come on — I can’t possibly be the only person ever expelled from Farmville for playing with sheep in *that* way.
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Three Tons of Hair Stolen from Wig Factory
Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.
Police are combing the area.
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No world wars.
No world wars. No depressions. The worst thing my generation has suffered is coming of age when Detroit was making really shitty cars.
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My gang name is The Toaster, cuz if you stab a fork in me, I
My gang name is The Toaster, cuz if you stab a fork in me, I will fuck you up. Also, I can lightly brown a bagel like a motherfucker.
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Be careful when you hyperbolically joke that you’ve got something “up the wazoo,”
Be careful when you hyperbolically joke that you’ve got something “up the wazoo,” because sometimes those TSA agents won’t stop until they’ve found it.
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You’d think politicians would have a little more respect.
You’d think politicians would have a little more respect. I continually pass up a lot of great felony opportunities in my life so I can vote.
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I try to not sweat the small stuff.
I try to not sweat the small stuff. My pores are so damn big it oozes out in unpleasantly large chunks.
