If your girlfriend starts smoking….
…slow down, and use a lubricant.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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I like to tease my boyfriend by telling him I’m about to get
I like to tease my boyfriend by telling him I’m about to get hot, wet and naked. Dork thinks I’m taking a shower when I’m actually attending a giant lesbian orgy.
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Won’t = Wo Not
Quick tip for those who are struggling with English:
Don’t = Do not
Won’t = Wo not
Stay tuned for more tips.
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I’ve never seen The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, but I just
I’ve never seen The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, but I just read where a dude shit his pants on the show, so I may have to start watching.
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Oral Sex Makes Your Day
Q: What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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A four-chin teller
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller. -
What’s the difference between a bad and a filthy Rumination?
What’s the difference between a bad and a filthy Rumination? Fuck me if I know!
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Al Roker
Should NBC be concerned? They keep getting communications that affect the weather from some rogue terrorist group called “Al Roker.”
