My stupid boyfriend will do anything I dare him to, including taking off his bathing suit at the public pool and showing everyone his junk. It was pretty damned funny until the cops showed up, at which point I totally denied he was my boyfriend. Hey, I don’t want to be with anyone stupid enough to do that kind of shit just because I dare him.
Meh Thoughts
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Sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I’m more of an ass girl
Sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I’m more of an ass girl.
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Of course, when the Jell-O hits the fan, everybody wants to take credit for it.
Of course, when the Jell-O hits the fan, everybody wants to take credit for it.
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Once you’ve been a Very Special Guest, I’ll bet being a Special Guest feels like a total
Once you’ve been a Very Special Guest, I’ll bet being a Special Guest feels like a total slap in the face.
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They just closed another massage parlor in my neighborhood. I
They just closed another massage parlor in my neighborhood. I guess people just aren’t coming like they used to.
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This Denver Omelet has too much John and not enough Bob in it.
This Denver Omelet has too much John and not enough Bob in it. /@b0nrmunky
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I guess I can be pretty naive. When my e-Harmony date texted me
I guess I can be pretty naive. When my e-Harmony date texted me that he “couldn’t wait to spend time looking at the top of my head”, I thought he was just really tall.
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You know you need to get out of the house when you start to refer to yourself as a
You know you need to get out of the house when you start to refer to yourself as a “diaper-half-full” kind of guy.
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Have you ever fallen for a girl so hard that whenever you’re around her, you get gassy?
Have you ever fallen for a girl so hard that whenever you’re around her, you get gassy? Well, I’m completely inflatuated!
