They call it a smoothie but it’s got chunks in it. This is bullshit!
Meh Thoughts
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My wife did a bong hit right before performing analingus on me.
My wife did a bong hit right before performing analingus on me. She says she enjoyed the experience, but I think she was just blowing smoke up my ass.
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When I visited sick kids as a baseball player, I always promised them I’d hit one or two
When I visited sick kids as a baseball player, I always promised them I’d hit one or two bars before the game and knock down a few beers.
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While not well documented, I’d imagine there has to be *someone* of renown whose famous
While not well documented, I’d imagine there has to be *someone* of renown whose famous last words were “OHHHHH SHIT!!!”
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Women can be so damned picky.
Women can be so damned picky. How was I supposed to know the chocolate hearts she wanted for Valentine’s Day were 100% chocolate and not just chocolate-filled *actual* hearts?
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In some ways I’m pretty conservative.
In some ways I’m pretty conservative. For example, I don’t think abortion should be legal except in the very rare cases where the mother’s life is in danger or when I might possibly be the father.
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The great thing about being bisexual is that you can get revenge
The great thing about being bisexual is that you can get revenge on a woman who turns you down by telling her you were only hitting on her for a shot at blowing her nearby friend.
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Sure, the early bird gets the worm, but the early fish gets both the worm AND the hook.
Sure, the early bird gets the worm, but the early fish gets both the worm AND the hook.
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Pictures From Our First Trip Together
My wife emailed me the pictures from our first trip together, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
