I don’t know if “Topless Webcamming” can be considered a skill, but what the fuck, it’s going on the resume.
Meh Thoughts
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Law School
It turns out law school is a lot like elementary school. They assign you a locker, you meet new friends, and pulling the cute redhead’s pigtails still isn’t as good an idea as you think it is.
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Never hire a hooker named Crabby. Anyway you look at it, it’s
Never hire a hooker named Crabby. Anyway you look at it, it’s going to suck — and not in the good way, either.
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It Folded
After I invested all my spare cash into an origami business, it folded.
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Dark Humor: The Baby Float Recipe!
How do you make a dead baby float?
One can of root beer, one scoop of vanilla, and two scoops of dead baby.
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My Amazon Wish List
I added a cello to my Amazon wish list, rich members of my fan club. I also added a home electrolysis system. The cello is cheaper.
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They say since the big earthquake, the earth’s day is now 1 millionth of a second shorter.
They say since the big earthquake, the earth’s day is now 1 millionth of a second shorter. Damn, I *just* set the clocks for Daylight Saving Time; now I have to set them again!?!
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I asked the waitress, “Which came first: the chicken salad or the egg salad?”
I asked the waitress, “Which came first: the chicken salad or the egg salad?” At which point she gave me a look suggesting, either way, it will be served with a side order of her saliva.
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When it comes to my bucket list, I find it’s easier to do stuff first, then add it to
When it comes to my bucket list, I find it’s easier to do stuff first, then add it to the list. So far, I’ve achieved five years of chastity and the 742nd all-time high score on Frogger.
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I love those days when you spend the whole day in your PJs. And
I love those days when you spend the whole day in your PJs. And my co-workers *really* love the crotchless silk teddy I’m wearing.
