“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” has a very different meaning for those into scat.
Meh Thoughts
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It was OK
I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
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Attendance at my support group for people who’ve accidentally been turned invisible has
Attendance at my support group for people who’ve accidentally been turned invisible has been awful. I think.
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I’m having a philosophical debate with this cute barmaid: She likes to think of my glass
I’m having a philosophical debate with this cute barmaid: She likes to think of my glass as half full, and I like to think of her as half naked.
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I believe God puts people in our lives for a reason. For
I believe God puts people in our lives for a reason. For example, I believe He brought me the new receptionist so I can stare at her tits all day.
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Orthopedic Shoes: From Overrated to Essential!
I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children.
Fair enough. Use an ashtray.
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Dentist Impressions
I was at the dentist this afternoon for some impressions.
He does a good Johnny Carson but his Frank Sinatra is terrible.
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“Ass-munch” is an apt and colorful moniker for those friends you
“Ass-munch” is an apt and colorful moniker for those friends you have who like to munch ass.
