Magician: “And for my next trick, I will disappear!”
Magician: *holds pear*
“You’re the worst fruit ever!”
Meh Thoughts
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There is no greater hate in the universe than that between a couple who builds IKEA
There is no greater hate in the universe than that between a couple who builds IKEA furniture together.
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If my backyard was walled instead of fenced, I’d have had a pretty sweet swimming hole
If my backyard was walled instead of fenced, I’d have had a pretty sweet swimming hole once all this snow melts.
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(Kim Moser) I wonder what Mr. Rogers sounded like fucking
(Kim Moser) I wonder what Mr. Rogers sounded like fucking.
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When I’m pondering existentialism, I always lean my head sideways so I look like a
When I’m pondering existentialism, I always lean my head sideways so I look like a *gangster* philosopher.
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I’m trying to select a penis-shaped cake for a friend. Which one
I’m trying to select a penis-shaped cake for a friend. Which one uses real gluten-free organic flour, Cockasaurus or Diggly Wiggler?
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I’m a big fan of suspense movies. I like not knowing whether the
I’m a big fan of suspense movies. I like not knowing whether the hero’s going to squirt on her bush or unload all over those big ol’ titties.
