My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I’m taking her? Hint: It starts with “B” and rhymes with “wallet.”
Meh Thoughts
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Proof of the astounding ability of human beings to deceive ourselves is our refusal to
Proof of the astounding ability of human beings to deceive ourselves is our refusal to think about what the chewed-up food in our mouth looks like right before we swallow it.
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No matter how poor you are, you’re never too broke to afford a piece of cardboard and a
No matter how poor you are, you’re never too broke to afford a piece of cardboard and a magic marker.
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Remember as you step into the voting booth: Your vote counts just as much as Honey Boo
Remember as you step into the voting booth: Your vote counts just as much as Honey Boo Boo’s mom’s vote. @JennyJohnsonHi5
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The Holy Trinity
Probably the easiest way to explain the mystery of the Holy Trinity is that One pokes the Other in the eye and the Third goes “Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!” a lot. Of course, that might just be the NyQuil talking.
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Eating a Vegetable
Q: What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back into her wheelchair.
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If we would just lose the war on drugs, I’m certain we could win the war on terror.
If we would just lose the war on drugs, I’m certain we could win the war on terror.
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A good kiss can bring me to my knees. Not literally — *that*
A good kiss can bring me to my knees. Not literally — *that* takes jewelry.
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Just my luck, I picked up the *karma* sutra book instead of the
Just my luck, I picked up the *karma* sutra book instead of the *kama* sutra. I guess what cums around goes around.
