Husbands, if your wife does something wrong, just explain to her how your mom did it.
She will appreciate your advice and strive to do it as she did.
Meh Thoughts
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I Wrote a Book on How to Fall Down the Stairs
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.
It’s a step-by-step guide.
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If I had a nickel for every Rumination that mentioned my tits,
If I had a nickel for every Rumination that mentioned my tits, I’d stick them on my tits. I’ll bet they’d make *awesome* pasties.
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My wife said she wished I were more like Christian Grey, so I
My wife said she wished I were more like Christian Grey, so I stuck a ball gag in her mouth and thoroughly spanked her ass. Turns out she just wanted a hot young rich guy.
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I cried when my grandparents danced at my sister’s wedding.
I cried when my grandparents danced at my sister’s wedding. Because seeing that made me realize they might live long enough to dance at mine.
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It’s OK to frequently quote the saying: “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over
It’s OK to frequently quote the saying: “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results,” as long as you don’t expect anything to change as a result of doing it.
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If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also
If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also legal to have sex with it?
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I wouldn’t mind being the last person on earth.
I wouldn’t mind being the last person on earth. At least I could get that “sock puppet on the observation deck of the Eiffel Tower” fantasy out of my head once and for all.
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I told my wife I would understand if she found another lover after I was gone, because
I told my wife I would understand if she found another lover after I was gone, because life goes on, and she is a beautiful, vibrant woman who should not be alone. However, I meant “gone” as in “dead,” not gone as in “at the office.”
