Went to school with a guy who was born without eyelids. He underwent surgery where they circumcised him and used the foreskin to create natural looking eyelids. The operation was a success.
He still looks a little cockeyed though.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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The “Take this job and shove it” concept certainly got a lot
The “Take this job and shove it” concept certainly got a lot more fun when I took this position testing 12-inch, 7-levelsof-intensity, hydraulic vibrators.
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Orthopedic Shoes: From Overrated to Essential!
I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
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Honey, I’m Home: The Ultimate Mood Killer!
What’s the three scariest words to hear while having sex?
“Honey, I’m home!” -
Hoping I Can Pull It Off
Once again I’ve entered the annual tightest hat competition in our town.
This year I’m just hoping… that I can pull it off.
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Eaton / Dayton
I was datin’ this girl from Eaton.
Or maybe it was the other way around and she was from Dayton.
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I’m not the kind of girl who whores herself out for booty calls;
I’m not the kind of girl who whores herself out for booty calls; with MY rack, it’s all about Titty Calls.
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Don’t let Kevin Bacon die
Ever since Johnny Cash died, we’ve had no cash. Ever since Steve Jobs died, we’ve had no jobs. Please God, don’t let Kevin Bacon die.
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Painted It Black So It Would Run Faster
I just bought a new laptop and painted it black so it would run faster…
Instead, it just stopped working and stole all my data…
