They just closed another massage parlor in my neighborhood. I guess people just aren’t coming like they used to.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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I still remember the day in English Second Language class when
I still remember the day in English Second Language class when we were asked to fill
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Why is it that whenever people talk about throwing up in their
Why is it that whenever people talk about throwing up in their mouth they always say, “I threw up in my mouth A LITTLE”? Surely somebody, somewhere, at some
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I can’t believe that dude was offended when I asked him if he
I can’t believe that dude was offended when I asked him if he enjoyed doing doggy styles. I guess pet groomers are just thin-skinned.
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Stars in my eyes
The worst part about falling asleep in my Campbell’s chicken soup is waking up with stars in my eyes.
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My man wanted to fuck me missionary-style. WTF? He knows I’m not
My man wanted to fuck me missionary-style. WTF? He knows I’m not religious.
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I got even with my ex-wife for dumping me for a guy with a
I got even with my ex-wife for dumping me for a guy with a bigger penis; I dumped HER for a woman with a MASSIVE vagina!
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I think that for Halloween I’ll dress as a candy bar with a sign
I think that for Halloween I’ll dress as a candy bar with a sign that says “Eat Me,” then visit Overeaters and Sex Addicts support groups and see who cries more.
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I like my women like I like my grilled cheese sandwiches:
I like my women like I like my grilled cheese sandwiches: slightly toasted, cheesy, and with really large tits.
