Do railroad workers need to be trained?
Meh Thoughts
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Sundays Are Always a Little Bit Sad
Sundays are always a little bit sad.
But the day before is a sadder day.
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Taking Snails Out of Their Shells
Taking snails out of their shells won’t make them go faster.
On the contrary, it makes them more sluggish.
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Shooting a Bow and Arrow While Wearing a Blindfold
Have you ever tried shooting a bow and arrow while wearing a blindfold?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
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What Jedi Use to Open PDF Files
What do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
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I’ve Invented a New Game Called Silent Tennis
I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.
It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
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They Say That During Sex You Burn Off Calories
They say that during sex, you burn off as many calories as running eight miles.
Who the hell runs eight miles in one minute?
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I Wrote a Book on How to Fall Down the Stairs
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.
It’s a step-by-step guide.
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My Friend Is Making a Documentary Series
My friend is making a documentary series on how to fly an airplane.
He’s currently filming the pilot.
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Green Is My Favorite Color
Green is my favorite color.
I love it more than blue and yellow combined.
