Just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me 😞
@shitheadsteve
Huh?
Jesus that sucks
Tone: absurd
Absurd jokes, weird logic, surreal memes, and nonsense that somehow files taxes from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Tigers and Meth I’m In
Joe: Wanna marry me?
Me: Nah, im straight
Joe: I got tigers and meth
Me: You son of a bitch, I’m in!
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God Creating Mushrooms
Das Skoogeth @Skoogeth
[god creating mushrooms]
god: some go on pizzas
angel: ooo tasty
god: some make you trip balls
angel: um
god: and some just fucking kill you
angel: you ok buddy?
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Titanic Passenger Hitting Propeller
No 0001 TITANIC
Suspicious Duck
PASSENGER HITTING PROPELLER
Contents: One (1) poor soul
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Stars in my eyes
The worst part about falling asleep in my Campbell’s chicken soup is waking up with stars in my eyes.
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Chainsaw Fart Scratches the Itch
When your asshole itches but you rip a chainsaw fart that scratches it on the way out
