Omar Ibrahim 12 hrs ·
Me: well look who came by for a little sucky sucky
Vampire: don’t say it like that
Tone: cheeky
Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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What Makes You Think We’re Having Sex Tonight? I’m Stronger Than You.
What makes you think we’re having sex tonight?
I’m stronger than you.
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I Set My WiFi Password to 24446666668888888 – I Tell Them It’s 12345678
True story:
I set my wifi password to 24446666668888888. This way when somebody asks for my password I tell them it’s: 12345678 😂😂😂😂
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Beating My Meat at 3AM – My Apple Watch: Why Are You Running?
Me: *beating my meat at 3am*
My Apple Watch:
Why are you running?
