“Sir, did you make a 911 call concerning a domestic dispute?”
Tone: dark
Dark jokes, grim memes, and humor with the lights off and the judgment missing from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Eating a Vegetable
Q: What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back into her wheelchair.
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If At First You Don’t Succeed
If at first you don’t succeed, blackmail everyone who saw you fail. Unless what you failed at is blackmail — then you’ll have to go straight to murder.
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Mr Foley Halloween Candy
Once again Mr. Foley figures that he saves nearly twenty dollars per year on Halloween candy.
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Dark Humor Warning: Shocking Punchline Ahead
This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the passion, the guy asks the girl to turn over.
“Why?” asks the girl.
“Because I want to try something different,” says the guy.
“That’s perverted!” says the girl.
“What did you say?” asks the guy.
“I said that’s perverted.”
“I’m sorry, I’m not quite sure I heard properly – what did you say?”
“I said that’s perverted.”
“Shit,” says the guy, “that’s a big word for a five year-old.”
