Tone: darkly humorous

Darkly humorous humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Clutching Her Purse

    The most offensive thing as a Black man is when you walkin’ down the street and an old white woman clutches her purse… bitch really think she stronger than me.

  • OnlyFans Account

    My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.

    She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.

  • Epstein’s Christmas Dinner

    What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?

    Holy infant, so tender and mild.

  • Why Was 10 Scared

    Why was 10 scared?

    He was right in the middle of 9/11.

  • Teeth Marks

    How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?

    The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.

  • Good News and Bad News

    Hey. Good news and bad news.

    The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.

    The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.

  • Sound Advice

    My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

    “It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.

  • Tends to be yellower

    The rain falls upon the just and unjust alike, though the rain that falls upon the just tends to be yellower.

  • The dog won

    If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog won.

  • I would appreciate it as a worm

    In my will, I’ve stated that I want my coffin to be made of aluminum foil and my body to be dipped in caramel and chocolate. I know that if I were someday reincarnated as a worm, I would appreciate it if someone had thought of that.