hotel: room 332, enjoy ur stay
dad: i assume the porn is disabled?
hotel: no it’s only regular porn you sick fuck
Edgy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Raphael De La Ghetto @JayCuervo
y’all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don’t?
surfiver86: The sprem is white

Feeling cute…
Might let some Roman guys nail me later, idk.

LAST YEAR TYRONE GOT A NEW JOB, STARTED BUILDING HIS CREDIT, AND SPENDING MORE TIME WITH HIS KIDS
THEN SOMETHING AMAZING STARTED TO HAPPEN!

CITY GIRLS BE LIKE “WE TOOK THE WRONG ROAD”
MUD & TRUCKS
COUNTRY GIRLS BE LIKE “SLIDE OVER, I’m gonna fuck my dad”

Poor Nabib has to travel 6 miles every day for fresh water on a bike with no wheels or seat.
For just a month we can send you the DVD. It’s fucking hilarious.

They think that women YouTubers can’t go to heaven because men masturbate over them. This is crazy.
Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.

This one different, he lookin for his father
Pixar Presents: Finding Negro

interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired