Who you lasting longer with?
1 minute with Mike Tyson
OR
1 minute with Mia Khalifa?
I don’t think I’d even be able to get an erection with Tyson….but I’ll try.
Tone: edgy
Edgy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Go Ahead, Masturbate at Denny’s
GO AHEAD, MASTURBATE AT Denny’s
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, ASK YOU TO LEAVE?
IN THIS ECONOMY?
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You Ever Get Laid in a Sleeping Bag?
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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When You Can’t Get the Smell of the Alter Boy Off Your Fingers
WHEN YOU CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF THE ALTER BOY OFF YOUR FINGERS
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The Reason Batman Doesn’t Cover His Whole Face
The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white.
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If Two Gay Black Men Get Married and Adopt a Baby
IF TWO GAY BLACK MAN GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A BABY
WHICH FATHER IS SUPPOSED TO ABANDON THE FAMILY
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When You’re Giving Her the Full 4 Inches
When you’re giving her the full 4 inches
IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
