I WAS BLESSED WITH A 9 INCH PENIS
THAT PRIEST IS IN JAIL NOW
Edgy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.

WHEN YOU CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF THE ALTER BOY OFF YOUR FINGERS

The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white.

IF TWO GAY BLACK MAN GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A BABY
WHICH FATHER IS SUPPOSED TO ABANDON THE FAMILY

When you’re giving her the full 4 inches
IF SHE DIES SHE DIES

Twix Dark
Twix White
GIANT COOKIE BAR
Cookie Bar
Cocoa Crisp 150 kcal

When you gotta change a tire but dont wanna get your trousers dirty