This is getting out of control
US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner
Tone: edgy
Edgy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Your Essay Must Start With an Attention Grabber – Barbecue Sauce on My Titties
teacher: your essay must start with an attention grabber
me: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
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Why Is There a Coyote on the Bus? They Can’t Fucking Drive Karen
karen @vibeaholic
why is there a coyote on the bus?
Jonathan @LowkeyNerdy
probably because they can’t fucking drive karen
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Chillin’ With My Homies at the Last Supper – This Food You’re Eating Is My Body – YAHWEH
SO I WAS CHILLIN’ WITH MY HOMIES AT THE LAST SUPPER AND I WAS LIKE BROS… THIS FOOD YOUR EATING IS MY BODY.. THEY WERE ALL LIKE NO WAY!
AND I WAS LIKE, YAHWEH
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If God Can Kill His Only Son I Doubt He’ll Care If You Yeetus That Fetus
If God can kill his only son I doubt he’ll care if you yeetus that fetus.
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If You Serve Your Kids Frozen Pizza You’re a Terrible Parent – Find the Time to Microwave That Shit
If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are–find the time to microwave that shit.
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Dog: Drop the Ball – Dog: Go Fuck Yourself
Dog: You are my life. My purpose. I will do anything for you
Human: Drop the ball
Dog: Go fuck yourself
