Tone: edgy

Edgy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Likes It Rough

    Likes It Rough

    When she says she likes it rough but starts crying when you kick her in the head

  • 3.8 Billion Women Clean

    3.8 Billion Women Clean

    THERE ARE 3.8 BILLION WOMEN ON EARTH

    YOU THINK IT WOULD BE CLEAN BY NOW

  • Worm Early Birds

    Worm Early Birds

    if I was a worm I’d sleep in and make those early birds feel so fuckin dumb

  • First Thing Mass Shooting

    First Thing Mass Shooting

    The first thing black ppl say when it’s a mass shooting.

  • Jesus Lepers TV

    Jesus Lepers TV

    My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus tells the lepers to get used to the idea that a lot of them are going to die, and then he goes on TV to brag about what a great job he’s doing.

  • Selling My Nudes

    Selling My Nudes

    Times are tough so once again I will be selling my nudes.

    $5 to get one

    $25 not to get one

  • Reaching In Backpack

    Reaching In Backpack

    when the white kid in class getting roasted and starts reaching in his backpack

  • No Means No Dyslexic

    No Means No Dyslexic

    NO MEANS NO, UNLESS SHE’S DYSLEXIC

    THEN IT’S ON

  • You Can’t Milk a Cow for 2,000 Years

    Draft only — do not auto-publish.

    Content note: religion-targeted insult humor. Review before publishing.

    What’s the difference between a cow and a crucifixion?

    You can’t milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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  • Why Would I Pick You

    Why Would I Pick You

    Me : Dad, am i adopted ?

    Dad : No, why the fuck would i pick you ?