Tone: edgy

Edgy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • John Deere Black Lives

    John Deere Black Lives

    THANKS TO JOHN DEERE

    BLACK LIVES HAVEN’T MATTERED FOR A LONG TIME

  • He Definitely Heard About It

    He Definitely Heard About It

    Even if he didn’t commit the crime, he definitely heard about it.

  • Hol Up Threesome

    Hol Up Threesome

    When your girl says yes to a 3 some and you get in the room and there’s 2 niggas and shes holdin a camera

    Hol up.

  • White Man Robbing Store

    White Man Robbing Store

    Creat a picture of a white man robbing a store

    (AI generated a man wearing all white clothing)

  • Its Okay To Be

    Its Okay To Be

    It’s okay to be Native.

    It’s okay to be Asian.

    It’s okay to be Latino.

    It’s okay to be White.

  • Best Trade I’ve Ever Made

    Best Trade I’ve Ever Made

    Sign says “Watch for Children.” He brought a watch. Deal done.

  • The Complete Set

    The Complete Set

    Color-coded stripes, each affirming a different racial identity. Includes everyone. Even the white stripe.

  • Butterface

    Joey was hanging in a bar, and his friends asked him if he’d scored lately.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
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    “Man, I picked up this chick the other night and had the best sex ever,” Joey told them. “The only problem was, she was a total butterface.”

    His friends asked him, “What the hell is a butterface?”

    Joey answered, “Everything about her was hot, but her face.”

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  • I Had No Idea Your Father Was a Pharmacist

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her and her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents’ house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in.”

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

    The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!”

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  • Can I Turn the Light Off?

    A man is about to have sex with a really large woman, so he climbs on top of her.

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    “Can I turn the ceiling light off?” he asks.

    “Why?” she replies. “Are you feeling a bit shy?”

    “No,” he says. “It’s burning my ass.”

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